Due to Zombies

If you’ve ever spent time talking to Bear about housing or the apocalypse, you have probably realized that we are concerned about zombies in the Bear household. Our future homes are all evaluated with regards to how well they would withstand a zombie attack. We have books on surviving a zombie apocalypse. We look at cars and wonder how well they would tear through hordes of zombies. Considering the female half of the Bear household is more prone to thinking about dragons and fairies, it might be an odd outlook, but it exists nonetheless. Thus, it is with great trepidation that we have seen the recent news reports from TX and IL.

Don’t worry though, Bear has that zombie manual memorized I think. We’ll be fine. Also, like I told our friend Xel, we’ll really worry when we start seeing them in PA or NY.