Brain and I are setting up her trip to visit me and before she flies back home we are going to have breakfast. She edited that breakfast to read sad breakfast. I edited it to add “What’s the saddest breakfast?” This is what followed: Linda is red. I’m blue.

lol is this a riddle?
No. I’m asking a question. That’s what the ? is for.
HEY SMARTYPANTS. RIDDLES END WITH ?’s TOO.
But they have funny content like idon’tknow. funny content.
lol. well this is why i asked is it a riddle? i coudlnt tell
lol
EXCEPT THAT THERES NOTHING FUNNY IN MY QUESTION.
but u cant tell with riddles all the time either!
…how do you go from what’s the saddest breakfast to RIDDLE?
MEFS
lol
that’s why i asked? I Dunno
operative word
dunno
i was just checkinnnnggg
jebs mesf jesfbet jeebs mefs


it was a real question
mine too
so to answer
im not sure what a sad breakfast would be
and if i wanna really
eat it
we are going to find out.
A MYSTERY!
or…
RIDDLE?!?!
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
no. a SAD BREAKFAST. 

so u can say
your orginal question
where we dont know the answer to
is a rhetoricla question
how tricky
HAHAHAHAHAHA
well if you had asked me if that was a rhetorical question, then I would have said yes!
i see now.
hindsight
20/20

Following the convo, Linda edited the breakfast to add “(Don’t answer, this is a rhetorical question)” I wrote the question expecting her to say: “THIS ONE.” I should have learned by now to never ever try and predict Linda.