flips you around

Bear: GOOD MORNING EMMY
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Emmy: GOOD MORNING BEAR
I AM TIRED
Emmy: BUT VERY IN LOVE WITH YOU AT THIS MOMENT
Bear: CAPSLOCK IS VERY ANNOYING ISN’T IT?
Bear: ITS LIKE SOMEONE IS SHOUTING AT YOU
Emmy: YES
Bear: HOW ABOUT THE NEXT MOMENT?
OR AM I LIMITED TO THIS TANGENT ON THE CURVE
Emmy: NO IT IS AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE
Bear: SO IF I INTEGRATE IT WOULD BE POSITIVE?
Emmy: THE TRAJECTORY IS POSITIVE AND YES IF YOU INTEGRATE IT IS POSITIVE
Bear: YOU HAD ME AT EXPONENTIAL

(Rainbow Oreo: title is from “Lack of Color” by Death Cab for Cutie)